You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
First ever N.Y. hotdog! It was honestly the best hot dog I’ve ever had and it only had mustard on it…. #NorthCarolinaprobs
Beautiful little girl representing Grenada!
omg my future child!
knickelback dat ya cousin or nah?
roses are red
violets are blue
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs